Weblog

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

  • aussie, aussie, aussie....

     

    ...oy oy oy !! ______Question time.

    Here's your opportunity to ask me questions about Australia.  
    Our seasons are opposites.  We have different words for certain things like: -

    sweater  =  jumper
    line   =   queue  
    fall   =   autumn  ...etc etc

    I've had some interesting questions asked in the past, like do we have sheep in Australia or are they just in New Zealand......

    Ask me questions about Oz or anything ...!

     

    (please no Q's on politics).....

     

     

Saturday, 17 October 2009

  • Very funny ______ but.....

     

    ......... if you are easily offended - please don't read.
    -  you've been warned.....!!!

     

    Involuntary Muscle Contraction



           
    Professor H at the University of Sydney was giving a
           Lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to his first year Medical students.

           Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor Decided to lighten the mood slightly.

           He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you Know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an
           Orgasm?'

           She replied, 'Probably fishing with his mates.'

           It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

     

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Friday, 09 October 2009

venicebanner

venice

  • Visit venice's Xanga Site
    • Name: venice
    • Birthday: 1/28/1960
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 10/23/2002
    • True Lifetime

Weblog Archives

Don't worry - your calendar is here… to see it in action just click "Save" above and refresh the page.

About Me

  • Hi there....... Not sure what's what, but here I am....... Today's a new beginning - tomorrow's a journey....... WHAT a load of dribble - who wrote that....??

Pulse

Chatboard (15)

  • KiraGod
    o hai
    • Posted 8/5/2009 8:00 PM
    • by KiraGod
  • BITSUA
    hi vevice i m bistua's in idia calls scorpio so i m camming from a place that i think that you like so and the people Greece so i m your friend.............................mike
    • Posted 12/15/2008 6:41 AM
    • by BITSUA
  • corey184
    what u ben doin latly
  • ajeet111
    hi i m ajeet from india . i m new member of xanga.
    • Posted 11/30/2008 12:48 AM
    • by ajeet111
  • indhie_87
    hii......how are you??
  • NAOTODATE
    in puglia?
  • jimwilloughby
    I'll ask for your help. I have a gap between two of my pictures on my site and don't know how to fix them; I can't seem to get any help. Do you know how to do that/ Aussie, I have traveled almost everywhere but there. I'm a retired University Professor, married, 2 great grandsons. My oldest grandso
  • venice
    Come in, sit down......... how can I help you? What shall we chat about?
    • Posted 10/9/2008 11:58 PM
    • by venice
  • BarelyJen
    i just saw your featured question!! hope all is well!
  • Ritzypuffles
    Thank you for accepting my friend invite and thanks for subscribing. :)
Your section contained code not allowed in the new custom module