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Thursday, 29 October 2009
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Apologies........
........ I will answer your questions on Aust as soon as I can.
I'm just going through some personal shyte at the moment
Wednesday, 21 October 2009
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aussie, aussie, aussie....
...oy oy oy !! ______Question time.
Here's your opportunity to ask me questions about Australia.
Our seasons are opposites. We have different words for certain things like: -sweater = jumper
line = queue
fall = autumn ...etc etcI've had some interesting questions asked in the past, like do we have sheep in Australia or are they just in New Zealand......
Ask me questions about Oz or anything ...!
(please no Q's on politics).....
Saturday, 17 October 2009
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Very funny ______ but.....
......... if you are easily offended - please don't read.
- you've been warned.....!!!Involuntary Muscle Contraction
Professor H at the University of Sydney was giving a
Lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to his first year Medical students.
Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor Decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you Know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an
Orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably fishing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
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short and sweet update....
My daughter and her boyfriend announced their engagement on Saturday....................
....yay.......
Friday, 09 October 2009
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Caption this..... no 6 - and the winner is.......
What caption would you give this pic....?
She: "Oh, I thought you said, 'peanut'."
carolinaatnightrunner up goes to: .......
Little Girl: "Hey, look! It's a cocktail wienie!"
Still_groovyHave some fun........
.......The best entry will be announced
and showered with admiration for your intelligence, wit and humour....
True
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Hi there....... Not sure what's what, but here I am....... Today's a new beginning - tomorrow's a journey....... WHAT a load of dribble - who wrote that....??
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....I am so tired of being hurt!
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So sad..! I have to put abba on loud to be motivated to do anything mundane around the house... *sigh*
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